Guest Panel Week 14 Predictions

Week 14

 

1. Arkansas vs. Florida

Arkansas (GREEK, GUAPO, DEERE, FUNK, SHADY, XBOX ) Florida (CLEATUS, BATMAN, OLD BAG, SPAM, PHILLY )

GREEK- just don't have a lot of faith in Florida and Urban Meyer right now to put up enough points to beat the Hogs. Give him a
few years and the type of players he needs in his system, and you'll have a perennial national title contender. Not to mention McFadden is a "physical freak." Once again, kudos to Mark Schlabach.

CLEATUS- Florida beats Arkansas.  Florida does not go to National Championship game.  Watch Florida complain.  Boo hoo  

OLD BAG- They claim that they're the toughest conference in college football....if that's so then we'll call this their national championship. So Florida will claim this championship, OSU will take the one that matters.

SPAM- even though they got lucky with florida state

GUAPO- Just so Florida fans can stop whining.

FUNK- Florida may keep winning, but it's been ugly, and they're due for a loss.

SHADY- The Razorbacks show the country how good Florida isn't.

 

2. Nebraska vs. Oklahoma

Nebraska (DEERE, SHADY ) Oklahoma (GREEK, CLEATUS, BATMAN. OLD BAG, SPAM, GUAPO, PHILLY, FUNK, XBOX )

GREEK- how did Oklahoma end up in this game when their best player has been injured for the past month and a half?! Two words:
smoke and mirrors. But when your coach is Bob Stoops, that's all you need.
OLD BAG- Nebraska won the very weak North Division in the Big 12 but they'll lose this game.

GUAPO- Thank god for open-to-interpretation Pac-10 officiating.

FUNK- What is this, 1996?

SHADY- The Huskers have botched a couple of games during the season, they won't do it again.

 

 

3. Rutgers vs. West Virginia

Rutgers (DEERE ) West Virginia (GREEK, CLEATUS, BATMAN, OLD BAG, SPAM, GUAPO, PHILLY, FUNK, SHADY, XBOX )

GREEK- the Big East is kind of becoming a mini SEC. All the best teams beat up on each other every week, such that no team goes unbeaten. The trend continues this weekend. In defense of the SEC though, the co-eds are much prettier down there. Trust the Greek, he knows from personal experience (but, in the Big East's defense, the gyros are MUCH better in Big East country). Hmmm...tough choice.

CLEATUS- Rutgers gets upset by a lower ranked, superior team. 

OLD BAG- West Virginia saved there game for Rutgers, not South Florida. WV will win this one.

SPAM- west virginia will try to avenge the fact that they were over-rated... and probably lose this week to confirm it, but i'll still pick them

GUAPO- I'll have to find a new punch line after the way Rutgers has performed the last two years.  Temple seems like a pretty good target.

FUNK-WVU was looking ahead to Rutgers last week and got blindsided at home.  I want to take Rutgers to win this game and the Big East, but my gut says no.

SHADY- The Mountaineers run all the way into the BCS

 

 

4. Central Michigan vs. Ohio

Central Michigan (SPAM, DEERE ) Ohio (GREEK, CLEATUS, BATMAN, OLD BAG, GUAPO, PHILLY, FUNK, SHADY, XBOX )

GREEK- who would have ever thought that the Bobcats would be the second best football team in the state of Ohio? Well, when you live in Athens, OH, it's pretty much just football and boozin'. Apparently, the football players have chosen the former this year, a far departure from the customary choice.

CLEATUS- OU's Halloween party is extremely over-rated, but they'll beat Central Michigan.

OLD BAG- Oh MAC IO. OHIO wins this one.

GUAPO- That's right, the whole state of Michigan.

FUNK- First bowl game in 30-some years.  Nice work Bobcats.

SHADY- Always pick Ohio over Michigan

 

5. Army vs. Navy

Army (SHADY, XBOX ) Navy (GREEK, CLEATUS, BATMAN, OLD BAG, SPAM, GUAPO, PHILLY, DEERE, FUNK )

GREEK- Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada is officially the new coolest name in college football, taking the place of the esteemed Colt McCoy.
CLEATUS- I have friends in both special forces of these military branches.  Army Ranger vs Navy Seal.  I think I'd go with a Navy Seal in that battle.

OLD BAG- Hey Notre Dame, here's 2 teams you can beat. Navy has the better record so I'll go with them.

SPAM- west virginia will try to avenge the fact that they were over-rated... and probably lose this week to confirm it, but i'll still pick them

GUAPO- You sunk my battleship!

FUNK- The Midshipmen have a massive ground game.  To counter, the Cadets have been working a lot on their water attack, but unfortunately this game won't be played in the ocean.

SHADY- I think they might win  

 

and the oddball game this week...

6. Louisiana Tech vs. New Mexico State

Louisiana Tech ( ) New Mexico State (GREEK, CLEATUS, BATMAN, OLD BAG, SPAM, GUAPO, PHILLY, DEERE, FUNK, SHADY, XBOX )

GREEK- can you say, "Clash of the Titans?" I think I'd rather watch paint dry followed an exciting round of grass growing than sit and watch this "football" game.

CLEATUS- As with all my other picks this week, I'm choosing the home team. 

OLD BAG-  Doesn't the waterboy play for Louisiana Tech? Oh he graduated, well then New Mexico St. will win.

SPAM- i'm picking new mexico state for brady... and because they have the same shitty record as the browns

GUAPO- and the Heisman goes to Troy Smith.  Quarterback.  Ohio State.  And by the way, Tempe, AZ is like a second home to us.

FUNK- NMSU is coming off a win.  Look for them to make it into a streak to end the season.

SHADY-  I have a friend who lives in New Mexico