Guest Panel Bowl Game Results

2006-07 Bowl Games
Date/time	Bowl	Site	Conferences	Matchup
(all ET)
Tue., Dec. 19	Poinsettia	San Diego	Mountain West vs. At-large team	TCU vs. Northern Illinois
8 p.m.
GREEK- TCU, What a cute name for a bowl game. What's next on the agenda? The Barbie Dream House Bowl? BATMAN- TCU, TCU wins  FUNK- Northern Illinois, Garrett Wolfe didn't finish the season as strong as he started.  Time to impress some NFL scouts against a rather good rushing defense.  PHILLY- TCU CLEATUS-TCU DEERE- SHADY- Northern Illinois, This running back needs to proved that he's good if he wants to get anywhere in the NFL GUAPO- Northern Illinois OLD BAG- Northern Illinois, NEW MAN LAW, NO FOOTBALL TEAM SHALL CELEBRATE A POINSETTIA VICTORY. SPAM- XBOX- Northern Illinois
Thu., Dec. 21	Las Vegas	Las Vegas	Mountain West vs. Pac-10	Brigham Young vs. Oregon
8 p.m.
GREEK-  Brigham Young, The best chance that Oregon has in this game is if the BYU players break their Mormon vows and run wild in Las Vegas before the game, and are all suspended from the team. BATMAN- Brigham Young, BYU outscores opponent  FUNK- Brigham Young, The Mormons are invading Las Vegas for the second consecutive year!  PHILLY- Oregon CLEATUS-Brigham Young DEERE- SHADY- Brigham Young, Go Mormons! GUAPO- Oregon OLD BAG- Oregon, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A BYU PLAYER IN VEGAS, WHAT WOULD THEY DO FOR FUN? SPAM- XBOX- Oregon
Fri., Dec. 22	New Orleans	New Orleans	Sun Belt vs. Conference USA	Troy vs. Rice
8 p.m.
GREEK- Rice, Call me crazy, but I think Rice wins this game pretty easily. It should be a fun offensive show though, whatever happens. BATMAN- Rice, might be able to hang with FSU, but not with Rice  FUNK- Troy, One team hasn't won a bowl game in 54 years.  The other hasn't won a bowl game in ever.  One of these teams has to win.  PHILLY- Troy CLEATUS-Rice, This game brought to you by hurricane Katrina. DEERE- SHADY- Troy, Troy reminds of the Iliad GUAPO- Troy OLD BAG- Troy, THE MEN OF TROY SOMETHING SOMETHING. SPAM- Rice XBOX- Troy
Sat., Dec. 23	Papajohns.com	Birmingham, Ala.	Big East or MAC vs. Conference USA	South Florida vs. East Carolina
1 p.m.
GREEK- South Florida, I have a website also, can I get my very own bowl game too??? I guess they can't fit TheGreekRulesAnythingandEverything.com Bowl into signage too well. Too bad, it would have been fun. BATMAN- South Florida, USF takes care of business FUNK- South Florida, Even I won't be watching this one.  PHILLY- South Florida CLEATUS-East Carolina, Are there going to be little banana peppers and a small tub of garlic dipping sauce in the corner of each end zone? DEERE- SHADY- South Florida, This team is in the verge of getting really good if you pay attention. GUAPO- South Florida OLD BAG- South Florida, ONCE AGAIN, WHERE IS EAST CAROLINA? I DECLARE SOUTH FLORIDA THE NEW MIAMI. SPAM- South Florida XBOX- South Florida
Sat., Dec. 23	New Mexico	Albuquerque, N.M.	Mountain West vs. WAC	New Mexico vs. San Jose State
4:30 p.m.
GREEK- San Jose State, I don't think anybody east of the Mississippi will watch this game unless they're being paid to do so. BATMAN- New Mexico State, New Mexico gets the job done FUNK- San Jose State, I didn't even know there was a New Mexico Bowl.  I supposed the conventional wisdom would be that New Mexico should have the advantage there, but I say nuts to that!  PHILLY- New Mexico CLEATUS-New Mexico DEERE- SHADY- New Mexico, They're playing in NM GUAPO- San Jose State OLD BAG- New Mexico, HELLO HOME GAME. SPAM- New Mexico XBOX- New Mexico
Sat., Dec. 23	Armed Forces	Fort Worth	Conference USA vs. Mountain West	Tulsa vs. Utah
8 p.m.
GREEK- Utah, Shouldn't one of the service academies be playing in the "Armed Forces" Bowl?! Nothing against Tulsa or Utah, but where's the love for Air Force, Army, Navy? BATMAN- Utah, Utah does not get defeated FUNK- Utah, The Hurricane was no match for Mini Ditka, and the Golden Hurricane is no match for Utah.  What is a hurricane even doing in Oklahoma in the first place?  PHILLY- Utah CLEATUS-Tulsa, Nothing says "Hey!  Support your US Armed Forces" like a game between Utah and Tulsa.   DEERE- SHADY- Tulsa, I never did like Utah GUAPO- Tulsa OLD BAG- Tulsa, TULSA RHYMES WITH SALSA AND I LIKE SALSA. SPAM- Utah XBOX- Utah
Sat., Dec. 24	Hawaii	Honolulu	Pac-10 vs. WAC	Arizona State vs. Hawaii
8 p.m.
GREEK- Hawaii, Can we officially announce the name "Colt" as the best name for a college QB? You can't argue with the results that McCoy and Brennan have produced this season. BATMAN- Hawaii, Hawaii finishes what it started  FUNK- Hawaii, Unlike the New Mexico Bowl, I'm going to go with the home team in this one.  Methinks the homefield advantage might be a little stronger in Hawaii.  PHILLY- Hawaii CLEATUS-Hawaii, They'll have home field advantage.  The forecast is calling for a small cloud to pass by the stadium sometime during the game.  It's the first cloud spotted in Hawaii since it became a state.  Must be rough…. DEERE- SHADY- Hawaii, I really want to go to Hawaii.  That and I don't think anyone from AZ is gonna travel there. GUAPO- Hawaii OLD BAG- Hawaii, MUKA LAKA HEME YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LAY ME, BOOM SHAKA BOOM. THE QB FROM HAWAII WILL THROW FOR 1,000 YARDS THIS GAME. SPAM- Arizona State XBOX-  Hawaii
Tue., Dec. 26	Motor City	Detroit	MAC vs. Big Ten	Central Michigan vs. Middle Tennessee*
7:30 p.m.
GREEK- Central Michigan, Central Michigan, your reward for a great 9-4 season and winning the MAC Championship? A bowl game in Detroit the day after Christmas!!! I can only imagine the absolute joy in the Central Michigan football center when this bowl game was announced. BATMAN- Central Michigan, Central Michigan represents the MAC FUNK- Central Michigan, What happened to the days when all of the directional Michigans were just abysmal?  PHILLY- Central Michigan CLEATUS- Middle Tennessee DEERE- SHADY- Central Michigan, Michigan win #1 GUAPO- Middle Tennessee OLD BAG- Central Michigan, THE ASTRIK NEXT TO MIDDLE TENNESSEE IS A DISCLAIMER FOR WE SUCK. SPAM- Central Michigan XBOX- Central Michigan
Wed., Dec. 27	Emerald	San Francisco	Pac-10 vs. ACC	UCLA vs. Florida State
8 p.m.
GREEK- UCLA, The Seminoles deserve to fly across the country to play in a bowl game considering this craptacular season they've pieced together. Remember the days of Charlie Ward, Chris Weinke, Peter Warrick at FSU? Bobby Bowden doesn't, and neither do I. BATMAN- UCLA, Bowden loses and is fired before next season FUNK- UCLA, Man, it has been good to see Florida State struggle this year.  PHILLY- UCLA CLEATUS- UCLA, Florida State continues to disappoint. DEERE- SHADY- UCLA, They finished strong. GUAPO- UCLA OLD BAG- Florida State , THE GAYS IN SAN FRAN WILL SCARE FLORIDA STATE TO VICTORY. SPAM- Florida State XBOX-  Florida State
Thu., Dec. 28	Independence	Shreveport, La.	SEC vs. Big 12	Alabama vs. Oklahoma State
4:30 p.m.
GREEK- Oklahoma State, It's only the Independence Bowl and I'm getting sick of making these picks, uggghhhh. I need a break. BATMAN- Oklahoma State, Alabama loses FUNK- Oklahoma State, 'Bama was burned by Rich Rodriguez so he could stay at West Virginia.  Ouch.  PHILLY- Alabama CLEATUS- Alabama, Ah yes, the famous city of Shreveport, La. You know what they say about that place…"Shreveport.  Where the hell is that?" DEERE- SHADY- Alabama, At least the bottom half of the SEC is good. GUAPO- Oklahoma State OLD BAG- Alabama, YOU LIKE THE TIDE? SPAM- Oklahoma State XBOX- Alabama
Thu., Dec. 28	Holiday	San Diego	Pac-10 vs. Big 12	California vs. Texas A&M
8 p.m.
GREEK- Texas A&M, Doesn't Cal seem to play in this bowl game every year? Don't they lose every year also? BATMAN- California, Cal ends nice season with a victory FUNK- California, I have no idea on this one.  I'm going to pick A&M to come back down to earth after their nice upset of the Longhorns.  PHILLY- California CLEATUS- Texas A&M DEERE- SHADY- California, Cal in Cal, they'll take care of business. GUAPO- Texas A&M OLD BAG- California, THE GOLDEN BEARS WILL RAIN DOWN LIKE A GOLDEN SHOWER ON A&M. SPAM- California XBOX- California
Thu., Dec. 28	Texas	Houston	Big 12 vs. Big East or Conference USA	Kansas State vs. Rutgers
8 p.m.
GREEK- Rutgers, Poor poor Rutgers…going from an outside shot at the BCS Championship Game one week to the friggin' Texas Bowl a few weeks later. I hope those Scarlet Knights fans like to travel, because the game will be broadcast on the NFL Network, which I think is available in about 5 homes nationwide. BATMAN- Rutgers, Rutgers tastes a bowl victory FUNK- Rutgers, If I have to hear any more about the Scarlet Knights "keep choppin' wood" mantra, I'm going to punch someone.  Seriously, though, they're pretty good.  PHILLY- Rutgers CLEATUS- Rutgers DEERE- SHADY- Rutgers, Boy are they pissed that they lost the championship. GUAPO- Rutgers OLD BAG- Rutgers, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE RUTGERS, TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE BACK. SPAM- Rutgers XBOX- Kansas State
Fri., Dec. 29	Music City	Nashville	SEC vs. ACC	Kentucky vs. Clemson
1 p.m.
GREEK- Clemson, Clemson is the much better team on paper, but, lost 3 out of their last 4 games, while Kentucky won 4 of its last 5. However, Kentucky is ranked #118 in total defense. Davis and Spiller should have a fun day in Nashville. BATMAN- Clemson, Clemson over Kentucky FUNK- Clemson, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kentucky is going to come into this game way more fired up and may very well win it, but I'm picking Clemson because talent-wise it's not even close.  PHILLY- Clemson CLEATUS- Clemson DEERE- SHADY- Clemson, They were supposed to me one of they best this year, but they didn't happen. GUAPO- Clemson OLD BAG- Clemson, TUBBY SMITH WILL NEVER WIN A BOWL GAME. SPAM- Clemson XBOX- Kentucky
Fri., Dec. 29	Sun	El Paso	Pac-10 vs. Big 12 or Big East	Oregon State vs. Missouri
2 p.m.
GREEK- Oregon State, Oregon State won 7 of its last 8 games. Mizzou lost 4 of its last 6 games. You don't need to have the prognosticating prowess of the Greek to pick this one. BATMAN- Missouri, Missouri upset special FUNK- Oregon State, If Oregon State can find a way to hold off USC, they can take down Mizzou.  PHILLY- Oregon State CLEATUS- Oregon State, I'm picking most of these games by random. DEERE- SHADY- Oregon State, They did beat USC, oh wait, that doesn't mean anything now. GUAPO- Oregon State OLD BAG- Missouri, MISSOURI LOVES COMPANY AND THIS TIME ITS A BOWL WIN. SPAM- Oregon State XBOX- Oregon State
Fri., Dec. 29	Liberty	Memphis	Conference USA vs. SEC	Houston vs. South Carolina
4:30 p.m.
GREEK- South Carolina, Whatever the over/under is on this game, take the over. BATMAN- South Carolina, South Carolina FUNK- South Carolina, Spurrier has too big of an ego to lose to Houston.  PHILLY- South Carolina CLEATUS- Houston DEERE- SHADY- South Carolina, A friend of mine is a cock. GUAPO- South Carolina OLD BAG- South Carolina, COCKS ALWAYS PREVAIL. SPAM- South Carolina XBOX- South Carolina
Fri., Dec. 29	Insight	Tempe, Ariz.	Big 12 vs. Big Ten	Texas Tech vs. Minnesota
7:30 p.m.
GREEK- Texas Tech, See the Liberty Bowl comment. BATMAN- Texas Tech, Minnesota never showed me anything FUNK- Texas Tech,  I heard someone say somewhere that this is a classic matchup of a great passing team vs. a great running team.  Then I found out that Minnesota averages 151 rushing yards per game.  That is not great.  PHILLY- Texas Tech CLEATUS- Minnesota, Gotta show the Big Ten love. DEERE- SHADY- Texas Tech, The bottom half of the Big 10 sucks this year. GUAPO- Texas Tech OLD BAG- Minnesota, THE BIG TEN REPRESENTS STARTING NOW. SPAM- Minnesota XBOX- Texas Tech
Fri., Dec. 29	Champs Sports	Orlando	ACC vs. Big Ten	Maryland vs. Purdue
8 p.m.
GREEK- Purdue, As much as I want to take Maryland given the family connections, I just can't do it. Have you seen their offensive and defensive statistics for the season?! I'll probably be eating my words though come 11 PM on Dec. 29th though. BATMAN- Maryland, Purdue never showed me anything FUNK- Purdue, How Maryland was playing a game the last week of the season for a shot at the ACC Championship game I'll never know.  Purdue isn't any good either, but they don't fear the turtle.  PHILLY- Maryland CLEATUS- Purdue, I bet the players are more excited to visit Disney Land instead of playing in this game. DEERE- SHADY- Maryland, See previous comment GUAPO- Purdue OLD BAG- Purdue, MARYLAND MIGHT HAVE THE SECOND FATTEST COACH BEHIND NOTRE DAME. WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH PURDUE WINNING, I DONT KNOW. SPAM- Purdue XBOX- Purdue
Sat., Dec. 30	Meineke Car Care	Charlotte	ACC vs. Big East or Navy	Boston College vs. Navy
1 p.m.
GREEK- Boston College, Once again, I show love for my man, Navy QB Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada. I just can't pick his team to win the game though. Love ya Kaipo-Noa!!! BATMAN- Boston College , I pick Boston College FUNK- Boston College, After this game, Navy should ask BC for some pointers on beating Notre Dame.  It is time for that ridiculous win streak to come to an end.  PHILLY- Boston College CLEATUS- Boston College , Is that George Foreman Sr. as the spokesman for the meineke.com website?  What hasn't that man been involved with….boxing champion, actor, grill guru, Meineke Car Care spokesman.  What's next?!    DEERE- SHADY- Boston College, This was actually the hardest pick that I had to make, but I went with the Iggles GUAPO- Boston College OLD BAG- Boston College, IN THE NAVY WE CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS. IN THE NAVY WE CAN LOSE TO BC. SPAM- Boston College XBOX- Navy
Sat., Dec. 30	Alamo	San Antonio	Big 12 vs. Big Ten	Texas vs. Iowa
4:30 p.m.
GREEK- Texas, One last chance for McCoy to prove his worth in the battle of the Colt college football QBs vs. Brennan. BATMAN- Texas, easiest game to pick FUNK- Texas, If Colt McCoy plays, this won't be close.  If the other McCoy has to play, Iowa has a chance, but I'd still go with Texas.  PHILLY- Texas CLEATUS- Texas, Colt McCoy is better than the Iowa defense. DEERE- SHADY- Texas, Again with the Big 10 GUAPO- Texas OLD BAG- Texas, I THOUGH ABOUT PICKING ALL BIG TEN, BUT I REMEMBER HOW BADLY IOWA FELL APART THIS SEASON AND THAT TEXAS IS FILLED WITH PLAYERS WITH HORSE NAMES. SPAM- Iowa XBOX- Iowa
Sat., Dec. 30	Chick-Fil-A	Atlanta	SEC vs. ACC	Virginia Tech vs. Georgia
8 p.m.
GREEK- Virginia Tech, The Hokies will be 'a Pokin' down in Hotlanta. BATMAN- Georgia, Georgia plays in a better conference  FUNK- Virginia Tech, This is way too good of a bowl game for Georgia for this season.  PHILLY- Virgina Tech CLEATUS- Virginia Tech,  All the players will get free Chick-fil-A before the game.  In an unrelated story, all the players end up sick and can't leave the locker room prior to kick off.  This bowl game will now be called the Chick-salmonell-A game. DEERE- SHADY- Georgia, Georgia in Georgia GUAPO- Virginia Tech OLD BAG- Georgia, VA TECH SURE DOES MISS A VICK BEING IN THE LINEUP. SPAM- Virginia Tech XBOX- Virginia Tech
Sun., Dec. 31	MPC Computers	Boise	WAC vs. ACC	Nevada vs. Miami
7:30 p.m.
GREEK- Nevada, If it was any other team playing for its lame duck coach, I would have picked them. My apologies to "The U," but I just don't have much faith. BATMAN- Miami, sends Larry Coker to the unemployment line in fine style  FUNK- Nevada, The over/under on this game is 53.5 Miami fans making the trip to Idaho for New Years.  PHILLY- Miami CLEATUS- Nevada, Every single Miami player that took part in that brawl should be expelled from Div. 1 A college football.  It's funny how this is the MPC Computer bowl and most of the Miami football team doesn't even know how to use a computer.  DEERE- SHADY- Miami, Do you think that there will be any Miami fans there? GUAPO- Nevada OLD BAG- Miami, MIAMI WINS GAME AND FIGHT. SPAM- Miami XBOX- Nevada
Mon., Jan. 1	Outback	Tampa	Big Ten vs. SEC	Penn State vs. Tennessee
11 a.m.
GREEK- Tennessee, We're now taking bets on the medical malady that will befall JoePa during this game. BATMAN- Tennessee, PSU couldn't win a big game all year FUNK- Tennessee, JoePa should have retired after that incredible win in the Orange Bowl over Bobby Bowden last year.  (Come to think of it, maybe Bobby Bowden should have, too.)  PHILLY- Tennessee CLEATUS- Tennessee, This pick is for Kati.  DEERE- SHADY- Tennessee, Again with the Big 10 GUAPO- Penn State OLD BAG- Tennessee, I DON'T THINK PENN STATES QB (RALPH MACCHIO) IS THAT GOOD. SPAM- Penn State XBOX- Penn State
Mon., Jan. 1	Cotton	Dallas	SEC vs. Big 12	Auburn vs. Nebraska
11:30 a.m.
GREEK- Nebraska, Big 12 North vs. the SEC? Gut says to go to with the SEC, heart says to go with the 'Huskers. BATMAN- Auburn, Auburn was ranked #2 at one time FUNK- Auburn, Nebraska is definitely on the way back, but they're still not there yet.  PHILLY- Auburn CLEATUS- Auburn DEERE- SHADY- Auburn, Nebraska was a big let down for me this year. GUAPO- Auburn OLD BAG- Auburn, AUBURN, THE COLOR OF NEBRASKA LOSING. SPAM- Auburn XBOX- Nebraska
Mon., Jan. 1	Gator	Jacksonville	ACC vs. Big 12 or Big East	Georgia Tech vs. West Virginia
1 p.m.
GREEK- West Virginia, If a Georgia Tech QB is suspended for a bowl game, will anyone place money on them to beat the spread? BATMAN- West Virginia FUNK- West Virginia, Steve Slaton are Pat White are too much for the Ramblin' Wreck.  PHILLY- West Virginia CLEATUS- West Virginia, Holy cow there are a lot of bowl games to predict.  It should help me in the rankings when I go 32-0. DEERE- SHADY- West Virginia, Mountaineers all the way. GUAPO- West Virginia OLD BAG- West Virginia, I STILL THINK THIS IS THE SCARIEST TEAM IN COLLEGE TO PLAY. SPAM- West Virginia XBOX- West Virginia
Mon., Jan. 1	Capital One	Orlando	Big Ten vs. SEC	Wisconsin vs. Arkansas
1 p.m.
GREEK- Arkansas, Probably the best non-BCS bowl game here folks. Since McFadden is the best college football player not wearing scarlet and gray (and Wisconsin hasn't really played, or for that matter, beaten, any team of consequence, I go with the Hogs. BATMAN- Arkansas, another easy pick FUNK- Wisconsin, Wisconsin pulled the shocker of last bowl season against Auburn .  They're returning to the scene of that crime, and they're going to win again on defense and pounding the ball with PJ Hill.  PHILLY- Wisconsin CLEATUS- Wisconsin DEERE- SHADY- Arkansas, When it comes down to it, Mcfadden is such a great RB GUAPO- Arkansas OLD BAG- Wisconsin, WISCONSIN WILL PROVE THEY BELONGED IN THE BCS OVER NOTRE DAME. SPAM- Wisconsin XBOX- Wisconsin
Mon., Jan. 1	Rose	Pasadena, Calif.	BCS vs. BCS	Michigan vs. Southern California
5 p.m.
GREEK- Michigan, How many M*&^igan students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five, and each of them gets three credit hours for it! Ha, I bet you didn't know that the Greek was a comedian also, did you?! BATMAN- Michigan, Michigan ends season ranked #2 FUNK- Michigan, This was a very difficult choice.  Michigan wins this game on paper, but Lloyd Carr has been sucking hard in bowl games.  PHILLY- Michigan CLEATUS- Michigan, Michigan wins because they are the true #2 team in the nation.  DEERE- SHADY- Michigan, How pissed are they??  Losers. GUAPO- Michigan OLD BAG- Michigan, I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I THINK THEY ARE THE SECOND BEST TEAM OUT THERE. SPAM- Southern California XBOX- Southern California
Mon., Jan. 1	Fiesta	Glendale, Ariz.	BCS vs. BCS	Oklahoma vs. Boise State
8:30 p.m.
GREEK- Oklahoma, Oklahoma gets Peterson back for this game. As much as I love the BSU Smurf Turf, it's not gonna help them out in Arizona. BATMAN- Oklahoma, Oklahoma wins Fiesta Bowl FUNK- Oklahoma, Oklahoma somehow won the Big 12 without Adrian Peterson.  Now they're going to get him back for the Fiesta Bowl.  That's too bad for the Broncos.  PHILLY- Oklahoma CLEATUS- Oklahoma, Boise State finally gets a taste of what it's like to play a good team.  DEERE- SHADY- Oklahoma, They both suck but we both know who sucks the most. GUAPO- Oklahoma OLD BAG- Boise State, COMIC BOOK GUY SAYS "WORST BCS GAME EVER". SPAM- Oklahoma XBOX- Oklahoma
Tue., Jan. 2	Orange	Miami	BCS vs. BCS	Wake Forest vs. Louisville
8 p.m.
GREEK- Louisville, I think this game comes down to this one question: WWELD? (Translation: What Would El Guapo Do?) BATMAN- Louisville FUNK- Louisville, Louisville has a very talented team.  Wake Forest had a great season, but their conference really wasn't that great.  (Wait, shouldn't I be saying that about Louisville's conference?)  PHILLY- Louisville CLEATUS- Louisville DEERE- SHADY- Louisville, No one will be watching this game. GUAPO- Louisville OLD BAG- Louisville, COMIC BOOK GUY SAYS "SECOND WORST BCS GAME EVER". ARKANSAS AND WISCONSIN IS A BETTER GAME THAN THESE 2. SPAM- Wake Forest XBOX- Louisville
Wed., Jan. 3	Sugar	New Orleans	BCS vs. BCS	Notre Dame vs. LSU
8 p.m.
GREEK- LSU, Louisiana vs. Indiana…Louisiana wins in SO MANY ways, on and off the football field. I think you ALL know what I mean (if you don't, email me for more information). BATMAN- LSU, ND proves why they don't belong in a BCS bowl FUNK- LSU, This could be the most lopsided game of this bowl season.  PHILLY- LSU CLEATUS- LSU, Notre Dame is one level up from pond scum.  DEERE- SHADY- LSU, I think LSU will win by at least 30 GUAPO- LSU OLD BAG- LSU, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON NOTRE DAME. I'M JUST GLAD THE BCS REWARDS TEAMS WHO ARE TOO AFRAID TO JOIN A CONFERENCE. SPAM- LSU XBOX- LSU
Sat., Jan. 6	International	Toronto, Canada	Big East vs. MAC	Cincinnati vs. Western Michigan
noon
GREEK- Western Michigan, An international bowl game…that just doesn't sit with the Greek right. BATMAN- Cincinnati FUNK- Cincinnati, In a battle of Ohio versus Michigan, Ohio always wins.  PHILLY- Cincinnati CLEATUS- Cincinnati DEERE- SHADY- Cincinnati, Cinci was good, and that's why they lost there coach. GUAPO- Cincinnati OLD BAG- Cincinnati, WILL ANYONE IN TORONTO CARE ABOUT THIS GAME.....HOSERS. SPAM- Cincinnati XBOX- Western Michigan
Sun., Jan. 7	GMAC	Mobile, Ala.	Conference USA vs. MAC	Southern Mississippi vs. Ohio
8 p.m.
GREEK- Southern Mississippi, Nothing good has ever come out of Athens, Ohio, and the trend continues in this game. BATMAN- Southern Misissippi, SMU wins FUNK- Southern Mississippi,  In a battle of Ohio versus Mississippi, however, it's not as clear cut.  Congratulations to OU for making their first bowl appearance in 30-some years, though.  PHILLY- Ohio CLEATUS- Ohio DEERE- SHADY- Southern Mississippi, Ohio sucks this year. GUAPO- Southern Mississippi OLD BAG- Ohio, KIND OF A WEIRD APPETIZER TO THE BIG ONE. SPAM- Ohio XBOX- Ohio
Mon., Jan. 8	BCS title game	Glendale, Ariz.	BCS No. 1 vs. BCS No. 2	Ohio State vs. Florida
8 p.m.
GREEK- Ohio State, The most ironic part of this game? Urban Meyer is coaching in this game with 75% of the players that Ron Zook recruited. At least he was good for something, apparently (even if it wasn't coaching). BATMAN- Ohio State , perfect season for OSU FUNK- Ohio State , I grew up in Tennessee.  I didn't give a damn for fl*r*d* long before I didn't give a damn for m*ch*g*n.  I can't wait for this game! PHILLY- Ohio State CLEATUS- Ohio State , OSU 42 vs Florida 13.  Jim Tressel is hailed as the greatest coach in Ohio State football history.  Woody sits up in his grave to give Tressel a round of applause.  DEERE- SHADY- Ohio State, We'll win by at least 7, make the rest of the world realize that we need to go to a playoff system, which by the way will be implemented by the 2008 season. GUAPO- Ohio State OLD BAG- Ohio State , IF YOU HAVE TO LOBBY YOUR WAY INTO A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THEN YOU DON'T BELONG. SPAM- Ohio State XBOX- Ohio State