Guest Panel Introduction-Man Getting Hit by Football

In honor of the monumental Simpsons season 6 episode "A Star is Burns," (not to mention Ari the Greek's two consecutive third place Guest Panel finishes), the man behind the bronze medals has decided to mix things up a bit for the upcoming Joey Neff Guest Panel season. And what better way to change around my luck than switching my character to "Man Getting Hit by Football." This character epitomizes all that is college football and the Guest Panel: strength, will, determination, stamina, intelligence, strategy, and energy. Not to mention, he's pretty damn good lookin' as well. So when you're watching the actual episode and you hear the "ping," of the football hitting the man in the groin, that will be sound of a sweet, sweet, first place finish in the Joey Neff.