Monday, August 23, 2010

Guest Panel Introduction-Carl Brutananadilewski (or just Carl)

Carl Brutananadilewski (i.e. Carl, from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, i.e. Carl, Carl's Stone Cold Lead Pipe Lock of the Century of the Week) has become somewhat of an Internet football game-picking celebrity/heartthrob in recent football seasons, appearing on The Cartoon Network's popular "Adult Swim" late night cartoon show lineup, as well as ESPN Radio's "The Scott Van Pelt Show." Let the record show that Carl correctly predicted the last two Super Bowl winners (even though he still has yet to find a solution/cure for that thing on Drew Brees' cheek!), as well as the Florida Gators' triumph over the Cincinnati Bearcats in the 2010 Sugar Bowl (in spite of the fact that he had to personally kidnap Timmy Tebow from his week-long Veggie Tales Bible Camp and hold him for ransom just to get him to play in the game!). Now, looking to remove himself from the celebrity spotlight, Carl has taken his talents to The Buckeye Pre-Game Guest Panel. Although he's supremely confident that he'll beat everyone into submission by the end of September that the rest of the Guest Panelists will just forfeit for the balance of the season (ESPECIALLY that rat ba**ard Buckeye Cock!), he figures that just to be nice, he'll make a few picks that he knows are blatantly wrong every week, just to make it a fair fight. In spite of the fact that he still plans to spend the majority of his time rooting/throwing chairs at the television set in support of his beloved New York Football Giants (and also continuously rawkin' out to Boston's "More Than a Feeling"), Carl does like to give back to charity every once in a while (or rather, he's being forced to as part of plea bargain deal for his disorderly conduct/public exposure charge celebrating the Giants 2008 Super Bowl victory), hence his commitment to the Guest Panel for the 2010 college football season.

Quote: "I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!!!!"

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