Guest Panel Introduction- Tressel's Devil

Mwwwaahahahahaha!  I've finally caught up with Mr. Conservative himself, Jim Tressel.  You'll find me sitting atop his left shoulder trying to convince Jimmy Boy to call riskier passing plays, more frequent blitzes, and maybe a few 4th down attempts.  Tressel and his other coaching stiff-wads need to open up the play book and take advantage of the talent on their roster if they want a chance at the national title.  If he doesn't listen to me and grow a pair a giant, manly, SEC-style balls I'm afraid I'll have to give up on him and start rooting for Dick Rod's tea

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