Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Guest Panel Introduction- Pryor's Ego

I am the shit. That's all you need to know. Even though my arm is as weak as a 70 year old grandmother, my ego can cover up my weaknesses. As long as I get ESPN coverage for no reason whatsoever, I'm happy. I'm better than any quarterback EVER. Better than that backup Steve Young. Better than that dog abuser Michael Vick. Better than that goof ball Eli Manning. And better than his older brother Peyton Manning. I only hope to be as good as that one guy from Texas...what's his name...oh yeah...Vince Young. He had a promising NFL career, right?

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